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Nove parole che le donne usano Nine words women use Nueve palabras que las mujeres utilizan

1.) OKAY: This is the word women use to end an argument when they have decided they are right, and now you must be quiet.

2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting ready, it means THIRTY MINUTES. FIVE MINUTES is only five minutes if you have been granted an additional five minutes to finish watching the game before leaving to help with the shopping.

3.) NOTHING: It's the calm before the storm. It means SOMETHING. And you should be fully alert. Discussions that start with NOTHING usually end with OKAY (See point 1).

4.) NO PROBLEM (also GO AHEAD-DO IT or NO-I DON'T MIND): It's a challenge, not permission. Don't you dare do it!

5.) HEAVY SIGH: Actually, it's a word, but men usually don't understand it. A loud and clear sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting time arguing about NOTHING (See point 3 to understand the meaning of NOTHING).

6.) VERY WELL: This is one of the most dangerous phrases a woman can say to a man. VERY WELL means she will carefully consider how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) THANK YOU: When a woman thanks you for something, don't ask, don't doubt. Just say YOU'RE WELCOME.

8.) IT'S THE SAME (also YOU TOO): It's the feminine way of telling you to go to hell.

9.) RELAX, I UNDERSTAND: Another dangerous phrase that means even though a woman has repeatedly told a man to do something, she is now doing it herself. Subsequent events will push the man to ask, 'WHAT'S WRONG?' To know the woman's answer, refer to point 3.

Send this to all the men you know to warn and advise them about their domestic arguments. They can save themselves a lot of trouble by paying attention to the terminology.